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Top replies by programmers when their programs don't work:

  • "It works fine on My computer"
  • "Who did you login as?"
  • "It's a feature"
  • "That's weird…"
  • "It's never done that before"
  • "It worked yesterday"
  • "How is that possible?"
  • "It must be a hardware problem."
  • "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
  • "There is something funky in your data"
  • "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
  • "you must have the wrong version"
  • "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
  • "THIS can not be the source of THAT"
  • "It works, but it's not been tested:"
  • "Somebody must have changed my code."
  • "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
  • "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
  • "You can't use that version on your system."
  • "Why do you want to do it that way?"
  • "Where were you when the program blew up?"
  • "I thought I fixed that."

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